Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Animal Farm

It's been too long since I've updated, Faithful (?) Reader. Let's see. I rode a camel for about five minutes. And then I had the best wine I've ever had in my life. Ok, so it's not water-to-wine good, but the name redeems it for all its vile, 33% alcohol, chock full of Chinese herbs qualities:

Velvet Deerhom and Three-Penis Wine.

If I read the ingredients list correctly, cow penises were involved in the making of the wine. But I'm glad to report that the wine did not taste especially cow penis-y.
What's deerhom? I wish I knew. But I'm pretty glad that I don't. And now my blog has turned vulgar. Way to go, Chinese wine.

I wanted to post a couple of pictures of relatives splitting a chunk of lamb in half, but the computer I am using is so old that it has no USB ports so I cannot upload my pictures into it. Oh well, your loss.

2 comments:

Dusty said...

The obvious question seems to be your ability to know the degree of "cow-penisy" taste...

I couldn't resist...I tried...I read this three times before I actually commented.

Anonymous said...

hey finally found your blog page again... have been entertained as usual thanks joy! You sound like your enjoying ur time in China but i wont wish i was there not sure id cope too much pee:) take care.