Moi: Most Revered Mother, what bounties from the land of the Switzer shall I bring back to thee? Thou dost not like chocolates or cheese.
Mother: Chocolates and cheese are so tiring. Why not some jewelry? Bring me back a diamond ring.
Moi: Will do, Giver of Life.
(Later)
Mother: You know, that thing about the diamond ring? I was just joking. You don't have to bring me back a diamond ring.
Thank you, Mother. I wish you would have told me that before I took out the loans and lost the three fingers.
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