Taylor Made

So far this semester, I've learned in my archaeology class that:

The Scots are the greatest people that ever lived.
And that the Roman soldiers' style of dress is akin to that of a 14-to-35-year-old British girl. (Yes, the huge age range is both shocking and disturbing.)

To add to that, have recently discovered that:

Roman soldiers wore chucks. Except they weren't called Chucks yet and Converse wasn't around and theirs were made out of leather. But the shoes in my history book look pretty much like the black classic Converses that're all hip again. Those crazy Roman soldiers, what will they think of next? ...No, wait, they're dead.