Dear Boys Next Door:
Good God, what is possessing you to vacuum so late at night during reading period? Can't you just live in filth like normal people? And why is there so much to vacuum in your tiny apartment? It's taking you a very long time. Wrap it up already, man, the sound of vacuums make me really tense. I associate it with cleaning the house moments before guests arrive and my mother yelling at me to put away the clutter in the den and at the same time hurry up with the vacuuming and chop the scallions. The noise of the machine- that just sounds like more yelling. So please, go swiff it or something.
peace, and
Let It Go Dusty
6 comments:
What was that for? Confused in Indiana...
Neat magic trick here:
Let It Go Dusty- Dusty is used as an adjective to describe a state in which a lot of dust gathers, perhaps the result of a lack of vacuuming.
Let It Go, Dusty- Dusty here is used as a proper noun, often short for the name 'Dustin.'
Is that what you meant?
The comma is not the problem. The element that makes a place be descibed as "dusty" is dust, which is not a proper noun. So, proper grammar would have been for you to leave every first letter, other than the first, of that statement uncapitalized. It should have read...
Let it go dusty.
No Confusion, no problem...That's right a hick just corrected you...MidwestMindset upside your head...
Peace
Oh, no you didn't.
It read "Let It Go Dusty" because while separately, the last word of the phrase is not used as a proper noun, collectively, the phrase "Let It Go Dusty" is itself a proper name, declaring the identity of the undersigned, thus, capitalization all the way.
You have proven irresponsible with the use of dusty or Dusty...Now, you must only use Dusty when referring to me...Your, apparently, simple-minded friend, who needs less confusion in his life...
Are you finished with finals yet?
I have a presentation in 20 minutes! Woo Hoo
Peace
I Win this argument...Peace, and...That is how you finished it...
I don't sign things, Peace and...Unless I am leaving one last statement or comment...thereby, all my language usage rules be applied how I want them to be...and I win. If you really intended that to be your new name...then you should have omitted the , and bit...
YES I WIN!
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