Stuck On You

Yes, having a lollipop stuck in your hair is funny. But having a skateboard stuck in your hair? That's just precious.

When Sarah was younger, she had hair down to her waist. That hair was perhaps to make up for the fact that not a lot was going on upstairs as she regularly slid down a hill on a skateboard, on her stomach, face forward, with her hair down. Her hair would cover her entire face and blocking her view until she got to the bottom, right up to the lake. One day, intelligent design finally caught up with her. (ooh, improper use of controversial words) Her hair got caught in the skateboard and she couldn't really see so and she was closing in on the river. To prevent a drowning, she whipped her body over, rolled a few times, and finally stopped sliding down her hill. Her mother had to cut her hair out of the skateboard. (All this was deliciously reenacted for us on Tam's longboard today, a tearjerking performance). Oh. Just the image of defeated little Sarah, slowly walking up the hill, dragging a skateboard in her hair...