This has been a particularly sacrilegious week here at Blogger...
Discussing whether I'm suitable to be in a movie as Jesus' sidekick-
TPatters: Maybe someone less threatening, like Jackie Chan.
Moi: Fine. I'll do my own stunts.
TPatters: That's a big statement to make.
Moi: Well, sidekicks don't get whipped and/or crucified, right?
TPatters: Probably not. You just have to be there to say things like, "Look out Jesus," and "Right on, Jesus," or "Good call, Jesus." Nothing too strenuous, right?
I can dig that, Jesus.
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