(That is, if I ever celebrate that sort of thing)
Abstinence.
Sarah wanted ideas for a cast of characters. Dan suggested different types of rocks, cuts of meat, weapons of mass destruction, mistakes, and organs. Not because those would be best ensembles ever (though they totally would), but because the thought of Sarah riding the Greyhound to New York and walking around the streets in giant, cumbersome, embarassing costumes was too hilarious. (There were also the possibly offensive costumes for the various stages of Michael Jackson idea, which we pushed mainly because the idea of Sarah being beat up in the streets of NYC was equally hilarious.) Dan's next idea was just gross: different forms of birth control. Upon hearing it, I, of course, objected. That is, until I thought of the golden ticket: Abstinence.
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