The subject of this post will be kept anonymous, mostly for his own name's sake. I don't want people to hold their noses when they speak to him, although they probably should...
Moi: Hey, where're you off to?
Anonymous Boy: Laundry.
Moi: Already?! You've been here for less than a week.
AB: Well, some are from last semester...
Everybody, altogether now: Ewwwwww.
