Every little child learnsI used to have dreams. I used to want to be somebody. I used to aspire to greatness. Nowadays, my butt hurts from too much sitting and my soul has apparently died. Let's run down a list of things I have done in my dream the past few days:
if you can't see dreams
your eyes are blind
3. Forget to do law readings (this one hit a little close to home)
2. Turned down from Harvard's PhD program (WTF, brain? I didn't even know I was applying). As consolation, I was accepted into Amherst's PhD program. It's apparently very good.
1. Find an extra week's worth of Claritin (sadly, waking up to find out that this was all a dream actually made me the most upset)
My sub-conscious is actually more lame than myself. It shouldn't make me feel good. But it does. I so rarely out-cool people.
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