Saturday, February 27, 2010

Head and Shoulders

Tonight, I picked up my phone and realized that my mother had already started the conversation without me.

Mother: What channel is Saturday Night Fever on? Do we have that channel?

Moi: The movie? I don't know if it's playing.

Mother: No, the show. Saturday Night something.

Moi: Saturday Night Live comes on at 11:30.

Mother: Oh. I thought it was on Saturdays at 8. Do you want to grow your hair out?

Moi: No.

Mother: At least to your shoulders? I read somewhere that men don't like women with short hair.

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