Moi: Vietnam. Sometimes I forget that you are older.
Doc Interruptus: What's that?
Moi: Sometimes I forget how old you are.
Doc Interruptus: I once had a woman come up to me at [a conference], she said, "It's such an honor to meet you. I've been citing your work for years. In fact, I thought you were dead."
And this is why I'm thankful: I work in a field in which I'm never the most awkward person or the person with the most poorly worded sentiments. There is always another nerdlinger to make me look near normal in comparison.