It's not a visit from Mother without some questionable logic:
(takes a bite of a brownie)
Mother: It's so sweet!
Moi: You are eating a brownie [at 7:00am]. What did you expect?
Mother: Sometimes they half the sugar the recipe calls for.
Who are they? Why do they make brownies if they want to half the sugar? I may have a PhD*, but there are so many things I still don't have answers to.
*can't wait to make hundreds of obnoxious statements that start with "I may have a PhD!"
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