For magical reasons that are unclear to me (because I don't know magic), my first name does not appear in the school directory. This makes it very difficult for people to stalk me. It also explains why people think my last name is Lawrence. Mostly though, it leads to many emails in which people address me by my first name as if it's my last. No matter how I sign my emails.
Yes, I realize that I have not strung more than a few sentences together for an entry since school has started, but in my defense, I was the first person in line at the bookstore today to buy a textbook, and the ego is too fragile to construct narratives.
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