Church ran a little long this morning. An old lady miraculously recovering from cancer had went on a little too long sharing about her experiences so the pastor's sermon started about twenty minutes late. But Pastor Paul is not one to skimp on messages. He just told us to sit tight for he had important things to share. And when he caught one couple sneaking out, he made sure that they'd never make the same mistake again. He called them out in the middle of the sermon.
Pastor: Hey Kenny, where're you going?! The Patriots don't play until four.
Kenny, upon hearing his name, immediately drops to his knees and crawls the rest of the way out of the sanctuary.
Awesome (though also scary) moment. Awesome reaction. Though I just might have nightmares about church tonight.
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