Dear Girl In Front Of Me In Globalization:
Please kindly remove your massive fray of hair from my desk as I paid a good 40K for use of a personal desk during times of classroom instruction. In addition, I'd like to recommend the clipping and ultimate removal of large sections of your hair as it greatly blocks my view and it generally just doesn't look good on you. Many national charities, like Locks of Love will ensure that someone benefits from your hair because let's be honest girl, no one is benefitting right now. Instead, your hair keeps invading my space and thus disturbs my learning atmosphere.
Sincerely,
Slave for Shaves
