Last week, I went to the dentist and discovered that a lifetime of supporting the industry has finally paid off. I am the reason why the children of dentists are so well educated. As always, I was nervous about the visit and convinced that I had a cavity (teeth ached when I ate sweets, or tried to floss- so I avoided both). Plus, my gums had an absolute field week being weird. By weird, I probably mean unclean.
Yet, miracle of miracles, my new dentist pronounced me cavity-free. The best news was when he proclaimed that I was not only cavity-free, but would probably have a hard time getting them in the future. Such is the fate for people who have fillings on pretty much every tooth. My teeth are so covered in fillings that there isn't room for cavities. This must be what parents feel like when their children graduate from college and get their first paycheck. My years of investment and pain are finally paying off. Here's to never flossing again.
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