Sunday, July 07, 2013

Brrr, It's Cold In Here

I called home tonight.  Both Mother and Father happened to pick up the phone.  What followed was some really dark, dark jokes.

Moi: How are you guys?

Mother: Not good.

Moi: No?  Why not.

Mother: Your father hit me.  So I called the cops.

Moi: Yeah?  Did the cops come?

Father: No.

Moi: So they're racist cops?

Mother: They're racist.

Father: We shouldn't joke about these things.  

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