Last year, we used to make fun of Dan for his lunches because, well, he packed them like a boy. That is to say, rather than making lunches, Dan packed raw ingredients. A jar of peanut butter here, a packet of deli ham there, a grocery size bag of pretzels here, and an apple there. He didn't eat too terribly, he just never made lunches.
Fast forward a year plus and my eating habits have deteriorated so badly that I hardly ever pack lunch. And when I do, as I did this morning, it looked something like this:
half a banana
package of lox
1 frozen bagel
I had to buy cream cheese from the school cafe, which the lady working there was nice enough to give me for free (after incredulously checking that I just wanted cream cheese 3 three times).
Moi: Do you want some lox?
Ilene: Why are you so absurd?
Moi: What? I have some extra for my lunch, do you want some?
Ilene: You are weird.
(Ilene isn't very tolerant of people who don't pack lunch like her)
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