Thursday, May 30, 2013

He Who Must Not Be Named

More gems from the wedding.

(settling into our seats for the ceremony)

Guy: How do you guys know the bride or groom?

Moi: We went to grad school with Allison in Boston.

Guy: In Boston?  (turns to wife)  These ladies are Allison's friends.  From Harvard.  

Meredith: We don't like to throw that around.

Moi: Although to be honest, we're probably the smartest guests here.

Guy: My son went to Harvard for undergrad.  He's not that smart though.

(later)

Guy: (points to in row in front of us)  Now this guy, he's smart.  You guys should meet him.  

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