Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Identity Thief

On days like today, I marvel at how Young Me managed to perform well enough for the likes of Doc Nice and Doc Whitecastle to keep offering me work to foot the bills.  It's a nice reminder this finals week, as I'm juggling B's and work and carving time to just think about what a dissertation might be, to know that somewhere back then, Young Me, with far fewer skills than I currently possess, managed to be employable and make a good impression. 

Of course, it's not so good an impression that Whitecastle respects me and Nice doesn't start emails with "Dude*."  But it's good enough.

I called Whitecastle this afternoon, as he asked me to, and promptly after I said "Hello?" He broke out in laughter.  Apparently, the research assistant manning the phones had told him that there was "a woman with a scheduled call" with him.  I found that to be an accurate assessment of the situation.  Whitecastle found it hilarious that the words "woman" and "call" applied to me.  

Whitecastle:  I thought it was something else, but it's just you!  

Moi: [?]

Whitecastle: You didn't tell him who you were?

Moi: I don't think he knows who I am.

*He really likes to do that, which just further confuses my mind.  I have a hard enough time not calling colleagues 'dude' as is.  I am || close to blurting a "dude" in Advisor Who's office.

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