Just Kidding

Professor Tom's jokes are the stuff ulcers are made of.  Unfortunately, he quite appreciates humor, especially at his research assistants' expense.

Prof. Tom: Christine tells me that you have all the answers to what I'll be asking in our meeting today.

Moi: Christine is a liar.

Prof. Tom: No, she's not.  I've worked with her for a very long time.

Moi: She can't make promises she can't keep like that.

Prof. Tom: Well, she's not making them for herself.  They're for you.  

Moi: That hardly seems fair.

Prof. Tom: Life is challenging and full on unfair situations.  You've got 5 minutes before the meeting.  That's plenty of time.

(Just lost 2 minutes writing this entry instead of preparing.  Priorities.)