Fellowship of the King

(see what I did there?  only works on 1.5 levels, but I'll take it)

This story comes courtesy of Jesse, and because it's a slow news day, it is easily my favorite story of the day.  Especially since it involves Jesus and misunderstandings, and I didn't have to be the misunderstood one.  You see, Jesse was at the Activities Fair of Accepted Students Day, and he was trying to help a 'religious friend' out.  He was looking for the group that he knew April, Faith, and I had been a part of, but couldn't remember the name, so he turned to Anne for help (as everyone should when they need help).

Anne: Is it that one over there, the Christian Student Fellowship?

Jesse: No, definitely not.  Joy and Faith didn't give out any money, so I don't think it was a fellowship.

Anne: You've been in academia too long.  Fellowship has other meanings. 

Jesse: (run away in embarrassment)