(relaying the day's events and phone losses to Lenny)
Lenny: You're a one-woman apocalypse.
Moi: Me? A boulder hit your car.
Lenny: A TRUCK hit yours.
Moi: [You were in a plane that required] emergency landing!
Lenny: You got punched in the face. By me!
That's Lenny: 0, Lenny's honesty: -1, Moi: 1,
U.S. Emergency Services: 8,870.
*I'm not being creepy, Interweb, it's just how we played Jinx in high school.
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