Of Chicks and Babes

Oh Lenny.

Who speaks of sentient gum, third legs, and a sandwich chain named after her in plural. Lenny is at least 4 types of weird. Which was why she answered King Solomon's Bluff (as I'll call the question from now on) so readily and wonderfully. And, as she's wont to do, with oddly specific details and not a hint of remorse. She's overtaken Ranwei for the #2 answer.

Here goes the ranking:

1. Torso (organ harvesting, angry letters to TChu, you know the drill)

2. Top half (Lenny went for viability, utility, and robots. Bet you didn't see that coming. "If you squish the organs in right, it is the most likely half to survive. Then you make a robot bottom. And you have a super robot baby. It would have have an afterburner so there's no dirty diapers (sic) plus, 200% baby efficiency. But you have to remember not to make the robot bottom weapons-capable until the kid passes the terrible twos.")

3. Top half (baby wall art. it seems so quaint in comparison)