Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Note to the World

I imagine that upon my death, people will compile a collection of my letters to the world and study them for hidden meanings.  I also expect to win a lot of awards posthumously.  Though I wouldn't mind some pre-action.

Dear Cashier:
  Please refrain from opening my shampoo bottle, sniffing it, and exclaiming "That smells so good," during price check.  Thank you kindly.

Dear Bus Driver:
  Try, oh do try not to drive the bus when I am walking in front of you.  It makes me very nervous.

Dear Mother:
  There are inches, centimeters, and even palm lengths.  But "sock deep," is not a helpful unit of measurement.  I don't know how deep the flowers are to be planted.

Yours sincerely,

Killing time until office hours are over

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