I am aging terribly. I look almost exactly my age. Feel 10 years older. Except when I'm exercising. Then it's 15-20 years older. Luckily, I'm at least 30 years wiser.
That long set up is to say that I felt sick this afternoon and I have a feeling that my bubble milk tea had something to do with it. Milk tea made me feel dizzy. At this rate, I'll have to abstain from the rabbit by Easter lest I suffer heart palpitations. And after that, is there any point to living?
At least I'll still have flattering friends.
Young Bo': You don't seem to gain weight.
Moi: OK, lie (and enabler). But thank you.
Helsinki: If we all ate like you, we'd be huge.
Moi: I was under the impression that I did not eat freakishly more than anyone else...
*Eleventeen dollars for making the title connection.
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