Apologies for my absence, dear readers, I have been in the wilderness of Maine. But, like the Christian missionaries ahead of us, we managed to bring civility into the jungle. That's a little imperialism humor for you. One needs an astounding amount of humor to survive a trip with Mother.
Here are things she brought for 6 for our 2-night stay: 1 watermelon, 8 peaches, 1/2 daikon radish, 1/2 cucumber, 1 pkg bean sprouts, 1 pkg enoki mushrooms, and oh, 1 package of smoked salmon. So while all the other families sat around the campground eating PB&J sandwiches, we had cucumber-cream-and-lox. Because we're dainty like that.
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