Baby Proof

We may have stowed Tey under the stroller...

Since I do not have any children in my possession, I do not have a children-friendly home. We've got the stray stuffed animal here and there, but the yard is full of safety hazards. Like the rocks that Jeremy was so fond of. And all kinds of sharp tools. Yesterday, Tey grew strangely attached to a sprinkler spike with a very pointy, metallic edge. To prevent her from hurting herself, I managed to negotiate a trade-- wooden stick for a spike. She gladly accepted the stick. And promptly began whacking Jeremy with it. Which may have mortified our neighbor, who quickly removed his daughter from the yard.

This morning at church, the youth group was called to the front of the stage, among them, a girl with a Yankees cap. The sight of the girl caused Pastor Paul to wince and exclaim, "help us, Lord, love covers a multitude of sins." I quite enjoyed that.