For a man who is very specific about the color, font, and layout of his work, Whitecastle sure makes some broad statements:
Whitecastle: ... it's called the "Red Rocket" in Toronto.
Moi: Wow. You guys really are socialists.
Whitecastle: What? You went to school in Maine.
(it's been three years, and I still don't understand why Maine is socialist)
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Moi: We had some controversy over the official sport last year. My Canadian friend didn't believe me.
Whitecastle: Well, your Canadian is a loser.
(Don't shoot the messenger, Nik. You're a winner in McDarty's book.)
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Moi: You know how you ran into Young Bo' the other night and she was with someone?
Nice Doc: (explains to Whitecastle that he was arriving from D.C.) I guess Young Bo' runs with a rough crowd.
Moi: I mean, not that we ever talk about you- or you-
Whitecastle: Right. You just knew that he was wearing a blue tie.
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