Discussing allergy meds with father on the phone took an unexpected turn on Monday...
Moi: Do you take Zyrtec or Benadryl?
Father: Neither, it starts with a 'V'.
Moi: Claritin?
Father: No. V-something.
Moi: There're no allergy meds that start with a 'v' and you're not on Viagra.
Father: That's the word! It's not Viagra but it's something similar. It's always on TV.
(did I mention that I'm standing in CVS when I'm having this conversation?)
Moi: (mental image of 2 old people in bath tubs overlooking a cliff) It's NOT Zyrtec or Benadryl? Not Claritin? Not Viagra. Please don't say Cialis... Allegra?
Father: That's it. Allegra.
Moi: Oh, thank God.
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