Virgin Suicides

Is this the best journal article title ever?  I don't want to be hyperbolic here, but I think we've at least got a contender in our hands:

Occult Nipple Involvement in Breast Cancer*

Zvi: I was thinking about a research article linking virgin sacrifices and curses to breast cancer.

Moi: How much would that suck?  To be sacrificed and have cancer?

Zvi: I guess that'd show her

*Fine, the full title is Occult Nipple Involvement in Breast Cancer: Clinicopathologic Findings in 316 Consecutive Mastectomy Specimens.  And I know what occult means.  Stupid killjoy.