Reason #493 Why Thanksgiving Is My Favorite Holiday: It doesn't make my mother as crazy.
I'm rinsing shampoo out of my hair when I hear Mother yelling and knocking outside. I can't make out what she's saying so I have no choice but to turn the water off and shiver.
Mother: Oh, were you taking a shower?
Moi: Yes. I am taking a shower right now.
Mother: I need to do that, too.
Moi: Yes, but I'm in the shower right now.
Mother: These presents you wrapped, which one-
Moi: I'm in the shower right now.
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