P(rain this morning) = 0.10
P(rain this morning | I am walking outside without a hood) = 1
(don't question me on the math, people)
Times I've said "I shouldn't be eating out again-": 6
Times I've finished that phrase with "but what's another __ ($10, $20, $50) when I'm already $100G* in debt?": 6
In short: 1 hungry mother.
Conversations I've had regarding God, afterlife, and the meaning of it all: 1
Conversations I've had about the tragedy of Michael Jackson: 2 (happy to have another)
Flowers TA has drawn on my exam as a sign of approval: 1
A's said TA has given me: 0
*Only $50G in debt thus far, hoping to make it $100G if I don't get kicked out of school.
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