That's a Wrap

At dinner last night, I ordered a side of asparagus and a bacon-wrapped sirloin...

Mother's Friend: You know what my friend taught me? Bacon wrapped asparagus. It's very good.

Mother: Bacon wrapped pineapple is also good.

Mother's Friend: Bacon wrapped shrimp.

Moi: How 'bout we just say that bacon wrapped anything is good?

Mother: Bacon wrapped scallops.

(We stay on topic for a few minutes longer until finally, Father and Mother squabble over whether bacon is 'in' right now, or was always in, or was in and then made a comeback. Reason #84773 I don't live at home.)