Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Missing Link

Dear Girl Who Sold Me My Biostat Textbook:
  It was very nice of you to sell me the book at a discount price.  You were so kind and helpful I almost believed we could be friends.  Would have been nicer, still, however, had you informed me that all the tables of Appendix A, which I need for my exam in 14 minutes, had been ripped out.  Or if you didn't rip them out in the first place.  (Or that I discovered this more than 10 minutes ago.)  I'll be billing you the first quarter tuition expenses if I flunk out of school.

Sincerely,

Margin O'Error

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