Going, Going...

Dear Self:
  In the future, please remember to refer to the person that delivers your mail as the "mail carrier."  I think that's the term they prefer, and have written on the Christmas cards for years, over "postal worker"- a term that sounds just as nice, but doesn't seem to be embraced by the mail carrier population as much.  I just realized that today.  That for years I wrote cards to postal workers and for years they wrote back signing as mail carriers.  I'm sure it's not a big deal, but whatever, self.  Let's aim for being perfect next time.  You already are in every other way.

Yours sincerely,

A Making Carriers Merrier Me