Best "dear God, is this really the cubicle you've assigned me to?" Phone Overheard:
No, you cannot have a pet tarantula. -Co-worker, on the phone.
Best Reason to End that Love Affair with Turkey:
Rather than making you never want to eat chicken again, it simply makes you angry. It makes you hold a grudge. You'll eat chicken again, by God, and you'll chew really, really hard. -David Rakoff, from his book Fraud.
Best Threat, Ever:
I'm going to club you like a baby seal. -Some guy being interviewed on This American Life.
Best Evaluative Praise (methinks?):
Your cynicism will serve you well. -Nice Doc.
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